I’m in Portland, I took a photo but it didn’t come out, it’s just a blinding field of white.

Nice theory, but voting figures don’t support your argument at all. Hillary didn’t run at Obama 2008 numbers, but nearly matched Obama 2012. This election was lost because the HRC team was so fucking stupid they just assumed that votes would stay the same in the upper midwest and didn’t want to encourage Trump’s…

How has nobody suggested a V70R or Polestar. The very definition of safe and fast!

A White Man’s failure is always someone else’s fault. A White Man cannot fail, only be failed.

These people are why I’m investing in land mines

I dated the granddaughter of a big time car lot owner here in Portland and they were constantly trying to get me to take a job in the ‘family business’ and I had a really hard time telling them no without letting them know what I really thought of them. They got the last laugh, I signed a purchase agreement with them…

Fucknut the Trump Supporter (TM) was never a coal worker. Trump loving assholes are used car salesman and loan reprocessors and regular type losers who fetishize “manly men” due to certain ‘short comings’.

Think of all the 5 year olds, deprived of their chance to pull a coal cart for a farthing a day! The elderly and decrepit and mentally ill, all kept from their rightful position in a sweatship, behind chained doors, making shoes for pennies a week! An unemployed America is a morally bankrupt America, which is how you…

Trump Supporter: My penis doesn’t work and I can’t bend over to tie my shoes. I haven’t challenged myself mentally in 25 years and loud sounds frighten me. This is all the fault of people who write poop jokes on the internet.

Some of us also lost loved family members to those unsafe, poorly constructed shitboxes. You want to know what got those safety records improved? Regulations.

I look forward to a future of ever recursive hyperloops solving smaller and smaller transpiration problems.

Just like the Olympics and World Cup, the NFL will increasingly go to wherever it can get the most money, actual facts on the ground be damned. I’m convinced we’re less than 10 years away from a team in Oklahoma City or Fargo or some fucking backwater like that simply because the governmental structure at both the…

Electing an aggressively un-informed moron with a hair trigger temper to be the most important person in the country is working out splendidly. He doesn’t even have any power yet.

The best situation would be to build a button that kills every white american over the age of 50. I’d miss some of them. I’d shed a tear for my parents. But I’d push that fucking button so fast I’d sprain my finger. Our only hope for salvation is that this corrupt, brain-dead generation so thoroughly damages the…

There are only 80-some in the states. It’s kind of weird. I parked next to a fairly generic Ferrari the other day and had to laugh to myself as I was driving something far harder to acquire.

Exactly. I lose 3 or 4 mpg when i have the rack on and that’s just with the rack. I put my bike on top and I’m driving a Chevy Suburban.

I lucked into a 6 speed manual in the [crazy nordic word] trim, so it’s the electric blue color with all blue leather and interior details. I paid less than you would for a 2010 Subaru Outback in Portland and so far my most expensive repair has been replacing all 4 tires when I hit a pothole and exploded my right rear…

The rack thing completely baffles me. I drive a 2006 V70R and I’ve had complete strangers walk up and insist what I need is an expensive rack to complete the “look” of my car. When I tell them I took the rack off because it made a weird whistling sound with the sunroof open they act like I’ve neutered Michaelangelo’s…

Paul Ryan is the worst of the bunch. Objectively worse than Trump, Bannon, or any of the clown-car shit show they’ll pack into the White House. Ryan’s vision of a federal government is a smoldering ruin surrounded by garbage heaps picked over by the people abandoned because they are objectively inferior (they just…

Also, you say “I’m not racist, but” right before you say something racist. You say “I know it’s a small sample size” right before you posit a theory that the data SEEMS to support but may not. The correct analogy to “I’m not racist, but” is “Colin Cowherd said” as both prove you are a racist.