nonhumanhominid
Non Human Hominid
nonhumanhominid

Hey, no biggie. You weren’t to know. HE never got me, but Jimmy Savile very nearly did. I have a book I was given at Brownies (creepily, he was a Barnardo’s ambassador) which he’d written about how to recognise and avoid being picked up by - well, kiddie-fiddling cunts just like him, basically. He’d hand written the

Gratuitous Half Man Half Biscuit (probably won’t mean much to anyone outside the UK)

Nope. Just nope. That was one of Rolf Harris’s ‘theme songs’ - and the cunt’s currently serving a 6-stretch for kiddie-fiddling. British kiddie-fiddlers are easily identifiable, they tend to have been gonged and are bezzie pals with Chazza.