Yeah, I don’t comment over there. It feels too much like genuine social interaction and not enough like shooting the shit with (or trolling) strangers.

Just figured I’d throw it out there.

You’re right about this place, though. I try not to complain because I’m not paying for it, but today there were two Jimmy Fallon…

I’d rather be watching the show about pirate snake lady.

It’s probably telling that I laughed harder at the blooper reel than anything in the actual movie, but I had a good time.

At least it was short.

at the risk of getting banned or something... this site has more of an old av club feel for me if you wanna try it out:

Dowd still believes in us.

i’m sorry you’re so upset about it. from the sounds of the people over at deadspin the company has become a pretty frustrating place to work. i’m sure their work is suffering as a result.

also, as near as I can tell William isn’t even a human, he’s a skillfully programmed newsbot that works 24/7 churning out these…

“necessarview”

i like this new word very much. 

soon to be your pretentious younger know-it-all boss. :(

“Ask a parent what their kid is listening to, and they’ll probably say something awful.”

My kid is currently working his way through Cake’s discography. 

Don’t get too exited. I tried watching Alien with my son when he was 9 or 10. It did not turn out well. :(

“Do you think that, given the odds, your kids should be doing lockdown drills?”

I don’t. I don’t think there should be a huge security fence around my son’s school either. I think that turning schools into locked down prisons is exacerbating the problem rather than solving it.

“Can I push back on the “new normal” stuff…

“...now some people are spending time watching the crappy new version instead of the old one.” 

I’m not going to respond directly to that dude because he’s icky, but 99.9% of human history has been run by dudes and look how well that’s gone.

Eight is still young enough to make up something absolutely crazy and fun.

You missed your chance to do this:

I just had like a 2 hour conversation with my neighbor. Apparently her ex-boyfriend is stalking her, and had installed tracking stuff on her phone without her knowing and all sorts of crazy shit. He like, has a bag of her hair, and called CPS and told them she was cutting and her daughter was cutting so the cops…

There’s no way to telegraph a joke clearly enough that dipshits will get you’re joking without making the joke unfunny.

I’d rather be wrong in the direction of him being surprised by how much a woman is willing to do than wrong in the direction of him expecting women, in general, to act like porn stars in the bedroom.

For him and me, personally, the action movie comparison is pretty good because that’s an interest we share. Like, he…

My mom just went with, “Real woman don’t want to be treated like like that. Trust me, I’m a real woman.” Worked fine.

My son would lose interest about a quarter of the way through what you just said and start thinking about something else while I droned on.

No, you were really bad at your job. I remember you... the pizza was jammed against the side of the box and all the toppings had slid to one side. Was your backseat at some sort of super weird angle or something? No one’s gonna fuck a pizza boy who messes up their pies.

Fair point. I had a good friend in high school…

Indeed, I check my kid’s window every so often just to make sure he’s actually asleep instead of sitting there at 2am playing on his phone or something. Why? Because it’s my job to keep him healthy and he needs to sleep to be healthy.