“(imagine a black American character being named “Harlem” or “Compton”)“

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“Why does this supposedly joyful celebration of all things big, dumb, and silly feel so joyless? “

I think part of it is that, to me, the whole thing kind of seems to be a big, “Fuck you, Vin Diesel, we’re better off without you,” instead of an entertaining movie for its own sake.

Another pretty shitty thing about prison labor, the off-site type in specific, is that it drives down pay for or eliminates jobs that get replaced by prison labor. I had a pretty hard, but rewarding and fun, job planting trees for a land trust in the PNW when I was younger reforesting the banks of a major river.

I’d…

I subscribe because I like to hear him pretend to ejaculate every 3 minutes.

Poker is a family of card games that combines gambling, strategy, and skill. All poker variants involve betting as an intrinsic part of play, and determine the winner of each hand according to the combinations of players’ cards, at least some of which remain hidden until the end of the hand.

Easy answer: people are dumb.

when i worked in downtown Seattle I had two cars, my regular car and a tiny little Volkswagen Cabriolet for going downtown. There’s so much joy in having a car that’s so small it can fit in spaces that everyone else has to pass up.

He’d also seen it in Spaceballs, but it didn’t bother him there.

looking back, it all fell apart when i missed the ”h”

The charge in Massacusetteeetesss FUCK YOU OVERLY LONG COMPLICATED STATE NAME! has been dropped due to a missing piece of evidence and the accuser pleading the fifth on the stand:

As has been pointed out in other places, there are also men’s feet and dog’s feet in this one. It’s nice to see him evolves as an artist over time.

Haha, she didn’t call me an asshole. I think I sent the message over facebook instead of text (since that’s where the message about needing the eggs came from,) and she just wasn’t looking at facebook.

lol, i tried to watch Alien with my son when he was 11, mainly because I wanted to see Aliens so he’d understand what I was referencing when I start going, “It’s game over man, it’s game over!” and he couldn’t handle the chest burster scene. I had to turn the movie off.

My wife needed a bunch of deviled for some sort of work potluck. I decided to be extra nice and buy them so she didn’t have to. I sent her an message letting her know.

However, she didn’t see the message and spent the next 1.5 hours frantically going to all the grocery stores around us looking for already made deviled…

I guess I should have elaborated, but this kid started crying and freaking out and instead of leaving they calmed him down the first time. Then, the next time. It took them about 2/3rds of the movie to give up an leave.

My favorite kid-freaking-out-in-movie theater experience was a couple of parents who decided, for some amazing reason, to take their 4-6 year old to see The Cell in the theater a few rows behind me.

Surely there’s room for a Barkley or two.

What bugs me the most about that, for some reason, is that the lenses are totally opaque except the section of the right lens that extends past his face, which is totally transparent. I can’t stop focusing on it. >_<

Answer: people are dumb.

“The reason is LeBron is getting all the credit and none of the blame. And that’s not fun for people...”

That line there pretty much says it all. He’s more focused on who’s getting credit for success or failure than he is on the actual success or failure.