You’re an artist. Watching people respond to your hilarious comment by attempting to seriously argue with you made my night.

If you were a wealthy conglomerate and you wanted to hire people for your left-leaning blog wouldn’t you hire people who hurt the left’s cause? I’m convinced that’s what the deal is over at splinter.

lol.

Justin is honestly a fucking god damned amazing piece of work. He helped my son hack the parental controls on his phone by re-assigning the e-mail on his phone to my son’s e-mail, and then requesting a password reset that got texted to his phone or something.

I haven’t worked out exactly how they did it, to be honest.…

The animals look great, but the trees all look off to me, pulling my eyes away to try and determine what’s wrong with the picture I’m seeing. >_<

Murray totally has cameras in every room of his house and totally encourages people to fuck in there so he can watch.

As you can tell from my writing style I am 100% definitely here to have reasonable, logical discussions.

In any case, this season won me over by keeping Steve in the sailor costume the entire time. I am a simple man who’s relatively easy to please, and I literally don’t care about anything else that happened. I guess…

Yeah, every time I’m in a restaurant the sign definitely says, “Employees must wash their hands... unless they used toilet paper. Then, it’s totally cool not to wash your hands.”

I’ve spent a lot of time around ‘nam veterans and this was a pretty realistic take on many of them.

People love his rage when they need some Russians mowed down with a machine gun, but as soon as it makes them a little bit uncomfortable they turn against him on a dime. That sort of killer aggression isn’t some sort of switch you just flip on and off whenever you want. They needed it to survive.

People seems to just gloss over that they were laughing in his face while he was putting himself out there emotionally with that letter that seemed to make everyone cry later.

I am now. I feel way better. I’m ready to face my day with a smile on my face and a rainbow in my heart.

This sizzling hot take brought to you by someone who’s never had a smug little teenage shit disrespect him in his own home. I’ve banned one of my son’s friends from my house for a year for lying to my face about washing his hands after he used the bathroom (I can hear the bathroom sink from the kitchen you little…

I liked the first one, seems like a good setup for conflict in the next movie, but didn’t have any strong feelings about the second one aside from thinking it was funny.

I saw the new Spider-Man movie over the weekend. Even though I thought it was entertaining and very funny I’m just not on totally board with this version of Spider-Man. I don’t want to spoil anything so soon after it came out, but I definitely miss the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

haha, yeah, i had to jump my wife’s car last week, and i was going over the different parts of the engine with him before we did it and that was probably the first thing i covered with my son. :D

ah good, i was just explaining this to my son last week when we were doing something in the engine of his mom’s car. video to back me up will help drive the lesson home.

“...it’s like, he’s such a dad, but you also want to call him Daddy?”

ah yes, and you’re calling out other people because their weird sex-tweets make you queasy... 

I only enjoy watching baseball live at the stadium, and as I get older those uncomfortable seats get more and more uncomfortable to sit in for half a day. :D

he was talking to Jesus, don’t godcockblock.