Indeed, less hits means shorter games.

My favorite part was Steve’s sailor suit.

My wife got super mad at me when I pointed out that if they hadn’t stopped to sing that song they would have got the key two minutes sooner so it’s really Dustin’s girlfriend’s fault that Hopper died (ignoring the fact that if she hadn’t been there with the number everyone would have died.)

Granted, I still loved the…

Jen Hickman is an amazing artist, and reason enough to check this book out.

These are pages from her run on Jem and the Holograms:

user name checks out.

i like the idea that people think they’d run a video of people getting murdered in public screenings at movie theaters nation wide. it explains a lot about people.

I used to have a life-size cutout of Captain Kirk in my living room and one time the neighbors called the cops because they thought it was the dead body of a person who hanged himself because it had just been standing still, barely visible through the windows as a silhouette for hours.

i know who i’ll be seeing about my marijuana prescription for my glaucoma, which is definitely totally have.

oh, you sweet summer child. in a world with an entire internet you still manage to be shocked and disgusted by something as tame as Kevin Smith writing about sex like a teenager.

“Disneys streaming service is supposed to be half the price of netflix too...”

Right until the day after they drive the competition out of business. :D 

Yeah, I think it’s great that some malfunctioning piece of electronics could prevent me from getting into my house.

Yeah, I think it’s great that some malfunctioning piece of electronics could prevent me from getting into my house.

didn’t they officially establish that there are multiple people who call themselves “the joker” anyway, or did that get retconned or something? 

i’m pretty sure i specifically remember you using the phrase “the reality of the snap.”

wait a second, aren’t you the dude who won’t watch the new spider-man because it ignores the “reality of the snap”?

He’s suggesting that sometimes fiction is more real than reality.

“Any time you do “X more times”, well all of a sudden it takes the kid 10 minutes to climb up the steps or jump in the pool. They’re too smart for that.”

That was my first reaction. Like, you’re just asking for trouble with that shit.

I just go with, “It’s about time to wrap it up...” and if the wrapping it up isn’t…

I seem to remember it used to have more music coverage. I’m not really sure that’s the AV Club’s fault, though, rather than a huge change in how we share information about music.

I definitely miss Our Dumb Century, though.

Is he holding the Holy Hand Grenade in that cover illustration?

edit: After reading the preview I can confirm that it is, in fact, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

are you sure that during a collapse those same people won’t be out literally murdering people of color instead of just complaining about them online?

“If we’re honest, the collapse of civilization is probably only a few decades away. Science fiction writers came to this realization at least half a century ago...”

Someone’s never read the Book of Revelation. Every generation thinks it’s the last. :P