“Mary Poppins Returns (Tuesday) is actually supposed to be good, so I’m going to suggest you give it a whirl before you assume it’s too PG or too family-oriented for you. That Emily Blunt is delightful and we all know it.”

Yeah, I’ll do that right after I finish taking a shit all over P. L. Travers grave. 

I didn’t feel like he redeemed himself, even if that’s what the creators of the show were going for.

It doesn’t feel as great as you’d imagine. I wore huge glasses, hunched my shoulders, wore ill fitting clothes, and spent nearly all my time reading as a kid. I was a huge nerd who barely spoke to other people at school. I was also a competitive gymnast and the best player on my soccer team outside of school (strong,…

It’s kind of mesmerizing in it’s weirdness.

lol, this is from a month ago you. also, i’m talking about the last time the writer fucked up a phoenix force movie.

your brain cells must be melting as you age because your reply is a special kind of stupid.

As soon as they didn’t show Hopper’s actual death his return was inevitable. They would have made you watch them burn his face off if they were really killing him.

Tokyo Drift is a shit-covered gem of trash cinema.

You’re even dumber than I thought if you think this is something new.

they go further and do more damage if you freeze them before you throw them.

Two things that are totally unbelievable are equally unbelievable.

“Your first premise is incorrect. “

No, it really isn’t. You’ve just got your head about four feet up your own ass.

Trying to apply real world logistics to any situation involving a magic all-powerful wishing glove is totally ridiculous.

“And besides, even if they don’t land Leonard, the Lakers now have enough money to pivot and give a max contract to J.R. Smith. Truly a win-win scenario.”

Thanks for that. I had kind of a rough day and needed a good genuine laugh. 

I just want it shorter. 3 hours is way too long.

*Nobel Peace Prize Winning Ancient War Goblin

Whoa, spoiler warning buddy.

The MCU has its own number: Earth-199999.

Anyway, I think it’s fair to assume that different earths use different numbering systems. 

“Half the species, or half the total numbers? If the latter, nothing very severe would happen.”

Yeah, lol, I realized that as I was typing it. Taking antibiotics pretty much kills a whole shitload of intestinal bacteria and your body recovers pretty fast. Still, I would have had to have come up with something else and…

What I -did- really like is that Spidey saved the villain’s life at the end instead of the whole “he died at his own hand” thing. To me, that was one of the most Spider-Man moments in any Spidey movie so far even if I mostly agree with you (while still liking the movie just fine.)

You really don’t, though, you’re just too ignorant to understand how language works.