none shy

6/27/19

You’re insane.

6/27/19

thank you for adding the comma.

6/27/19

Wow, you’re too dumb to understand the text in your own link. That’s a pretty special level of dumb. Congratulations.

6/27/19

i wasn’t ever arguing with you, i was insulting you.

6/27/19

I hate to be the one to break it to you, but there was no “reality of the snap.”

It was only a movie, you glorious doofus. :D

6/27/19

For someone too dense to separate fantasy from reality you have the condescension thing down like a pro.

6/27/19

6/27/19

also...

i like that you don’t have problem with a godlike purple space alien snapping his fingers and deleting half of all life but can’t fathom that when the mega genius in the robot suit fixed it all by snapping his finger he didn’t also solve all the problems you’re so hung up on.

6/27/19

okay, like, look, your body is actually dependent on a super complex system of bacteria in your digestive system to function. what would happen if someone snapped their fingers and half of the bacteria that makes your digestive system function just disappeared in an instant?

have you stopped and asked yourself -that-…

6/27/19

We’re finally getting the Red Mage origin story we’ve been waiting for since 1987.

6/27/19

i like that you don’t have a problem with a magic glove with super rocks in it that can grant any wish you can think of but all of this other stuff is a deal breaker for you.

6/27/19

no.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_(human_categorization)

6/27/19

I like that you don’t have a problem with a radioactive spider bite giving someone spider powers but all of this other stuff is a deal breaker for you.

6/27/19

The cynical part of me suspects it might also have been to avoid making racists angry over a race switch.

6/27/19

Just in terms of the idea of parents worrying about everything...

6/26/19

yours is RLM, right?

6/25/19

I know this comment is from over a year ago, but I’m still mildly annoyed at my big brother for killing my paladin with a random falling pillar in a campaign from when I was like 9 or something so this comment checks out.

6/25/19

I’d feel more comfortable with your take if his policies weren’t killing children on our Southern border.

6/25/19

Imagine The Rock as Ophelia, and Arnold as Hamlet.

6/25/19

He proved he can pull off a dress in Tooth Fairy.