It’s enough evidence to make me regret not switching careers to basketball in the days after my son’s birth.

oops, and then I got Brian Eno and Gary Glitter confused somehow (like how the fuck?) and left Gary Glitter on the list. >_<

lol, he was on the list when it had 9 names on it before i realized i forgot Brian Eno was a pedo and shit.

Who would be members of the Glam Rock Avengers in the eventual team-up movie?

Possible list:
-David Bowie
-Elton John
-Freddie Mercury
-Suzi Quatro
-Gary Glitter
-Wizzard

Nah man, it’s totally your fault. No one made you huff that krazy glue.

That game reminded me of the time when I was 8 when our soccer coach accidentally entered us into the 13+ age division at a soccer tournament on the other side of the state.

We drove all the way there, showed up for our first game, and for some reason all the adults present decided to just go through with it anyway.

lol

Hey, that’s convenient because random throwaway jokes that take twenty seconds to type aren’t governed by strict adherence to the rules that pop out of your when-you-were-six-you-sniffed-some-glue-and-now-its-half-dissolved brain.

I’m going to start a construction company, hire someone to build a house, and force them to tear down 20% of it because it looks too much like another house. Then, I’m going to blame them when the house ends up looking like shit and going way over budget.

But first I’m going to hire an architect I already know designs…

haha, what an arrogant douchnozzle. enjoy your miserable life, you miserable dipshit.

I’m glad my wife and I didn’t make it that far. We stopped watching after the second rape.

“It’s as if nobody is allowed to enjoy this championship, neither the heroic nor the smug.”

This is so fucking true. I’m not sure I’ve ever enjoyed watching a 1 point, down-to-the buzzer, game for a major title less than I enjoyed watching the game last night.

The camera work and production seemed terrible, the…

“We, the North” what? Where’s the predicate dude?

Being a parent is 66% well-meaning hypocrisy, 33% outright lies, and 1% honesty.

He didn’t look right during warm-ups before game 5 at all. :(

I basically agree with you, but I also recently read an article about the government of the US describing natural gas as “freedom molecules.” I had to go find a second source to make sure it wasn’t some kind of weird prank. I’d argue that political satire, at the very least, is getting harder to distinguish from…

It was fucking crazy, it looked like the Raptors were basically thinking, “Durant’s back out so we won, right?”

oh fuck, you’re right, cool! thanks!

I like the idea that these people seemed to think that British people can’t understand being crazed fans of sports involving balls and nets.