or... i’m a dude who made a lighthearted joke you’re too dense to see for what it is.

you decide.

how can success spoil them when 99.9999% of them weren’t fans before the success?

of course they aren’t, they’re all brainwashed sheep and only you can see behind the curtain. thanks for trying to save me before i was integrated into the hive mind. you’re a real hero.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE! THECAPN3000 IS HERE TO BLOW YOUR MINDS WIDE OPEN!

I still have cable and there’s still nothing to watch on 200 channels.

“Kevon Looney played with a cartilage fracture in his friggin’ ribcage, which is honestly kind of difficult to imagine...”

Dude looked like he was about to pass out from pain before one of his free throws. I felt bad for him. >_< 

if i was trying to make a point instead of just making fun of the dude for being a fossilized asshole i might give a shit.

I’ve always wished Netflix just had a “random” button that just played random shit so I didn’t have to scroll through it for 10 minutes before i realized i didn’t want to watch anything in particular enough to click on it.

Sorry Steven, if you’re not releasing this in theaters it’s obviously not worth watching.

As long as they stay away from FFVI i’m okay with whatever they decide to do.

I don’t agree, but your interpretation is valid.

For me, the primary theme of the novels is the value of compassion.

It’s compassion that compels Frodo to spare Gollum’s life. His natural inclination is to kill Gollum, and if Gandalf hadn’t given him a lecture on compassion he probably would have.

Without compassion,…

My wife has trouble falling asleep without me in the bed, but she also snores like a summer blockbuster sky laser. I usually sneak out after she falls asleep and sleep on my very large, very comfortable couch. :D

if it works for you it works for you, but my wife needs someone on call to smash spiders and shit.

you talkin’ to me?

oops... wife... fixed :P

Yes, thank you for validating my position that when I watch girl-on-girl porn I am actually supporting LGBT rights rather than being a lecherous perv.

I can’t wait to show this article to my wife with a giant side order of, “I told you so.”

Oh No! Cat is loose! Band together gerbils and hamsters! Confront the great evil!

Ouch. Earlier this year I was trying to take one of the railings off my truck bed and it was jammed so I got up over it for extra leverage and pulled it strait up into my face as hard as I could. I thought my teeth had gone through my lower lip there was so much blood...

Anyway, I can sort of relate. :(

When I was a young landscaping lad I worked at some ridiculous mansion that was featured in a bunch of magazines and shit. Anyway, the owners had this dog that had this history of attacking people and they weren’t supposed to let it outside when we were there.

Obviously, they did anyway, and it attacked one of my…

I wouldn’t want super powers, at all. I’d end up knocking over churches and shit. I’m already bad enough without them. :P