I’m starting to think that they’re hiring people for this movie franchise based on their physical appearance and name recognition rather than for their background and skill as a film actor.

Any North-South interstate along the East Coast is way worse.

I will only respect that man if he keeps arguing with you.

nah man, he just wrote it in hexadecimal, his iq is 41280 in decimal, he just assumes other people will catch on.

It’s like men who claim they can’t cook, or intentionally fuck up doing the dishes because they’d just rather not. :(

I think the shirt is hilarious. Like, “Hey, look, I’m not interesting!”

Then again, I cut the “stop” off a “stop being a jerk” bumper sticker and put it on the back of my car for around 4 years. >_<

I want to wear that shirt so bad, I just wish it wasn’t associated with these strait pride parade people. :(

My favorite thing about Pitt is from an A&E biography where they have a quote from him to the effect of, “At some point in high school I realized how good looking I was, and that I was getting all sorts of opportunities other students weren’t getting because I was so good looking and I started feeling bad for average…

He just jinxed himself. Warriors in 6.

I’m tired of waking up with a stomach ache because I decided to finish off all the ice cream right before bed, but some problems have no solution.

He wrote seven paragraphs about some stupid viral video when zero to four words would have sufficed. There’s nothing lazy about that.

I still remember my mom’s negative reaction when I gave up on Battlestar Galactica (i think at the beginning second season,) and then the vindication after the last episode when she said she wished she’d stopped watching too. :D

I also stopped watching the Simpsons (probably around 1999?) and the walking dead (after…

There’s scary shit like that all over. Like the giant radioactive sinkhole in Florida, or the entire town that got condemned outside Saint Louis because some asshole company just didn’t give a fuck.

The Florida sink hole dumped 215 million gallons of radioactive water into Florida’s aquifer:

People used to say I looked like Matt Damon, now they say I look like Walter White. :(

Kinda like writers who are bad at writing, amiright Clover? :D

For a good 6 or 7 years it was absurd that anyone won any MVP except LeBron. I started off disliking him, and basically feel indifferent about him emotionally now, but he was so clearly superior to everyone in the league for so long.

I’ve been thinking about Curry winning the MVP if they lose and I’d like that, it’s only happened once before.

Congratulations, I just vomited a little!

I didn’t ask for permission. ;)