It would sure be nice for duplicating items...like all the pokeballs I’ve lost when the server times out -_-

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

When the police asked Malone to described the number of times he was hit in the head, stomach and legs, respectively, he replied "fo, fo, fo."

Harden at a strip club? So do I.

too real

A bunch of people stand around the Mewtwo stand, frantically battling it.

“When they help your team win don’t you root for a player even if they’re a garbage human being? Start thinking that way.”

“ring” is literally a term in the basketball rulebook.

perceived? baseball stats have jumped the shark

Ryan Flaherty ain’t scared.

I’m on my way out for the day.

Funny how no one who went to Harvard ever talks about their alma mater

Fitzpatrick played quarterback at Harvard. It’s rarely mentioned when talking about him, just thought you’d like to know.

You know, Childress subjected us to some truly bizarre motivational things over the years, but I have to say, what the fuck did I just watch?

I saw my friend Conrad Nomikos fight such a beast on the shores of Thessaly. Even with the help of his great hound Bortan it took days.

I feel Zubats aren’t worth the time and effort lol.

Those stupid things are the biggest pains to catch.

Zubats may actually be the exception to the “catch all pokemon you see” rule. They are usually more difficult to catch than other common pokemon so they are probably not worth the 3 pokeballs it takes to catch them. If you live/work near hella pokestops though, have at it.

i get it, it takes a lot of work to get the necessary materials for progress, but if i run into any more zubat i will fucking kill a stranger

I’m going to have the most powerful army of Raticates in my neighborhood. (Seriously, that’s all there is. I squealed so hard I woke up my wife when a Bulbasaur appeared in my front yard last night.)