How many times do I have to tell you Derrick? They DON’T turn basketball players into Super Glue when they break a leg.

He named his assailants as “Foe, Foe, Foe.”

If he had used SEC teams for his examples it would have worked out just fine.

Either Lehigh or Mercer.

Also Isaiah’s Pistons and Ewing’s Knicks just to get there.

Methinks the bitch doth protest too much.

The fact that Bieber continues to walk the earth makes me think this was as staged as the crossover video.

All so true even without play against evil genius tweens. This sounds like actual fun, and I wish they would make a sports game for olds. Every year I foolishly buy Madden, or FIFA or 2k only to quit quickly due to far too many buttons and the realization that I don’t have the necessary 300 hours a week to become a…

The Knicks would be stuck with Love making 21 million next year and escalating to 25 mil when he’s 30. Only way I make that deal is if I can immediately flip him to another team for picks/players.

That chair actually put together a pretty good career for himself in the Chinese league, making six straight all-defensive teams.

Don’t you put that evil on me! Carmelo finally learned to pass the ball occasionally and your trying to send us Irving? Haven’t we suffered enough? Although it would be interesting to see the opposing magnetic forces of Anthony and Irving actually tear a basketball in half mid game.

I can’t believe Irving isn’t mentioned in any other comments I saw. It’s like people forgot he played five games at duke.

That’s why I disagree with the “you don’t eat soft serve in the winter” statement. I absolutely do. Winter ice cream barely even requires a single napkin.

In Marv’s defense, listening to Reggie Miller lisp his way through puberty is incredibly distracting.

Hearing the wrong info in Marv’s voice is still a million times better than hearing right info in Reggie Miller’s voice. Is there a clause that says NBA Playoff games must be called by former UCLA Bruins with speech impediments?

The Snappening

If he was a video game I’d probably throw the controller or hit reset. “The game cheats!”

“ There aren’t any big losers on the night”