Kind of a hybrid sports/news, but Magic's HIV press conference in 1991.

That’s not fair. He’s never cared about the Knicks.

Real mature man... Make jokes about a serious situation when Carmelo can't even defend himself...

She’ll find a way in her mind to twist it and try to use it against the dad. It’ll most likely work out exactly as you describe.

This post has been updated to clarify that why the ban was imposed remains unclear from the ruling.

In family law judges have all sorts of latitude.

Don’t worry the wife will blame the husband for it.

Their stunt with the Nationals indicates that these were already two horrible people who thought having a child would somehow make them less so. Dad is a career real estate salesman hustler, who probably got caught in an affair. Mom’s dreams of high society then turn into pure spite. Kid finds something that makes her…

This is a classic way to make your child love you more: get a judge to legally ban them from participating in a sport that they love and are really good at.

“Vechery went into the latest custody hearing without a lawyer.”

Old Golf Pro: “Wow! What’s your handicap?”
Girl: [gestures towards her parents]

It’s going to be a long season for the Knicks fans and a lucrative season for the knee doctors in New York.

Signing an aging player whose production has declined significantly to a big contract certainly sounds like a Knicks thing to do.

It will all make sense when Rose and Noah are both injured for a majority of the season.

Yeah it makes perfect sense. The Knicks overpaying washed up, injury prone veteran discards from other losing teams.

Well, it's FIFA. Maybe the corruption is there for realism.

That URL, though.

Pat Summitt led Peyton Manning to two Super Bowls. -Adam Schefter

The last 10 minutes were just Darke and McMenamin taking a giant crap all over the English squad. It was wonderful.

Jabroni is #10