Heat fan in California, that says it all.

Why don't you get a sense of humor?

How did it feel to be a Bulls fan before you were a Lakers fan before you were a Heat fan?

Pretty much my view. Jordan just came to the gym and played. He didn't leave the Bulls, gathered up Isiah and Ewing to join the Hawks or something like that. Jordan just played and destroyed anyone who came to the court in Chicago or wherever he was.

The talent of a generation who mocked his first team in a stupid one hour show? The talent who talked to his buddies to form a super team? The talent who flops openly? The talent who doesn't do slam dunk contests, despite saying he was?

You're not a very bright person if you believe that comment was made with any amount of seriousness.

so what was it like rooting for the warriors before LeBron took his talents to souf beach?

Are you all stupid right now? I get it, you feel upset because your brain didn't pick up on the eeextreeeeeeeeeeeeemly subtle joke about Jordan worship. Like, really, you think that people think Jordan would have left the game and show repaired what trained technicians were unable to? How elusive is that joke? Why…

Kept waiting for the punch line on this one...

Exactly Lebron is a killer athlete. If Jordan had his body; imagine what he could do. And seriously last year only competition the Heat faced were the Pacers & Spurs. This year a shitty Charlotte team; a old dying Brooklyn; and a team that forgot to play basketball in the Pacers. The heat (although) worse from last…

You have heard of sarcasm haven't you? Which seems what the OP was? And fuck Lebron; as much as I don't want him to win that fourth with this worse heat team he probably will.

FWIW, Mike was always pretty open about wanting to be like David Thompson his whole life, even going as far as having Thompson present him at his HOF induction.

If you're interested at all in NBA history, google "David Thompson" some time. Dude who could throw down. Plus, he was part of maybe the best scoring title…

He thinks baskeball was invented in the Bron Bron era

He's a Heat fan living in California. He probably couldn't tell you a member of the Heats squad prior to James, Wade, and Bosh being there.

Jordans status as the greatest of all time is not threatened. Please refrain from typing such nonsense. Jordan is 6-0 in championship play and didn't need to form his own team. Jordan also can't be compared to anyone else. He changed the game and is what all current players aspire to be. "Like Mike."

Not sure if serious...

You are a proud Heat fan who does not understand the concept of Deadspin comments.

Pat Riley, meet Bizarro Pat Riley.

so, basically a bunch of nobodies.

You picked a bunch of random nobodies besides Beadle and Skip. You could find these kind of "hot takes" after every game in every sport.