Lawrence is usually good to very good, and her performance in American Hustle saved that movie for me, but I think she’s been spending too much time with Bradley Cooper and his charisma vacuum is rubbing off on her. She could have been replaced with a puppet in this one, and her “rousing” drill sergeant speech was…

And $28 of that was mine. I had no interest based on the commercials/trailers, and the horrible M&M commercial but had to kill two hours so I said “screw it”. It was as bad as the commercials made me think. Not horrible, but I do regret spending money to see it rather than waiting.

That’s why I disagree with the “you don’t eat soft serve in the winter” statement. I absolutely do. Winter ice cream barely even requires a single napkin.

I look forward to the “performance art” of Shia LeBoef and some digital monkeys urinating on these.

Possibly ocd, possibly not wanting to be rude, mostly not wanting to dig all my shit out from under the seat in front of me. Like I said, I’m not the most rational person. My friend suggested the same thing, but I was trying to convince myself it wouldn’t be that bad. But thanks for accusing me of lying, that was…

I avoid Southwest like the plague after the last guy to board sat next to me rather than in the several empty rows behind me and proceed to manspread his way into full leg contact and armrest battle me the entire flight. This could obviously happen just as easily on an assigned seat flight, but I never claimed to be a…

Adam Driver is more Jar-Jar than Jar-Jar ever was, or maybe just Jar-Jar without fart jokes. If they had allowed Rey to end him it would have made the movie light years better.

It’s been stuck in my head since I posted. I regret nothing.

In Marv’s defense, listening to Reggie Miller lisp his way through puberty is incredibly distracting.

Hearing the wrong info in Marv’s voice is still a million times better than hearing right info in Reggie Miller’s voice. Is there a clause that says NBA Playoff games must be called by former UCLA Bruins with speech impediments?

These marketers have the worst Paul Feig!

With Aykroyd it’s been the same song for decades.

A lack of Shia LeBouef, Melissa McCarthy or Adam Driver is a good sign a movie has a chance to be great.

The Snappening

In which he faces his greatest challenge yet.... a lost sect of Sith cue sticks.

If he was a video game I’d probably throw the controller or hit reset. “The game cheats!”

“ There aren’t any big losers on the night”

Unfortunately Hulu is where I’ve drawn my line in the sand, already have cable, netflix and prime and can’t justify another. Which sucks for me because they have an increasing amount of content that appeals to me. I may need to find a way to buck up now that Orphan Black moved to Thursday and became a third…

I forgot it had even started since I can only record 2 things at a time so Sunday night is a superkinkongclustereff for me. Hopefully they’re available on demand so I can have a bit of a marathon.