I gave up my quest for a triple double long ago because of guys passing my perfect setup or the standard Wrong Guy Pass which is one of my all time favorites. Yes, I pressed the stick towards my basket, please pass to the lone player remaining backcourt.

In my head I count turnovers as added assists. I play solely against the cpu and they seem to have a defender in the key on 95% of fast breaks, who will pretty much steal any attempted pass even if he’s 5'2" and you throw an alley oop (providing the alley oop doesn’t go flying into the stands).

... the bizarre missed layups when the computer decides to win and become unstoppable.

Do you think Ginobli’s lifetime of flopping may have caused the ref to hesitate on the call?

Guys like Bayless and Cowherd are some of the main reasons I stopped watching ESPN. The whole “embrace debate” made me seek alternative ways to follow sports. I find it pretty bizarre that FS1 and others are trying to beat ESPN by following the exact path that made them so unappealing (at least to me) in the first…

The inside looks disturbingly like MetLife Stadium which is a truly horrible place to watch a game if you plan on spending less than about $500 a ticket. At least that roof/lid will prevent low flying planes from blocking your view of the ants on the field.

“... you kill off too many people and move the remaining ones apart from one another and what do you have left? Just a bunch of people with no real connection to one another milling around doing things you have no emotional investment in...”

Tie Domi

Dan Cloutier

Reggie Miller’s face was worse for me.

It’s unfortunate no prospects came out of the closet before the 2015 Draft.

Including Pittsburgh, Roethlisberger had a couple of rough outings in his Super Bowls outside of Holmes’s insane catch, which Ben admitted later he was attempting to throw away to stop the clock.

They’ve become the NFL’s take-a-penny, leave-a-penny dish.

I just gagged a bit thinking about defacing a steak with ranch. Unless it’s maybe airline or hospital “steak” I can’t imagine trying it. I’ve heard of and tried many things on fries and liked them all to varying degrees, but never tried A1 that I recall. I will change that at as soon as possible.

I got a cheeseburger at a ballgame once in my life, based on a friend’s recommendation. She’s since apologized, and we’re pretty much cool again, but I’ll always remember.

For a majority of my life I had at least one dog per game. It was pretty much automatic. Then the New York Stadiums switched to Nathan’s salt bombs and pre-wrapped the dogs and buns in tin foil. Absolutely heinous, soggy monstrosities. If I can find the lone Hebrew National cart at Yankee Stadium I’ll occasionally get…

I think pretty much anything up to and including sawdust tastes good on fries. I used to be grossed out by mayo, ranch and bleu cheese people in particular. Although I usually don’t put anything on them, there aren’t too many sides or toppings that would stop me from eating them. Every once in a while at a bar I’ll…

I used to work at a place that gave you a free “shift meal” and whenever I got something with fries, the owners wife and a co-worker would sit there and eat my fries while I was busy and they were watching Jeopardy and scaring off customers. One day I felt like a bit of malt vinegar, which came out a bit too fast, and…