Reggie Miller’s face was worse for me.

It’s unfortunate no prospects came out of the closet before the 2015 Draft.

Including Pittsburgh, Roethlisberger had a couple of rough outings in his Super Bowls outside of Holmes’s insane catch, which Ben admitted later he was attempting to throw away to stop the clock.

They’ve become the NFL’s take-a-penny, leave-a-penny dish.

I just gagged a bit thinking about defacing a steak with ranch. Unless it’s maybe airline or hospital “steak” I can’t imagine trying it. I’ve heard of and tried many things on fries and liked them all to varying degrees, but never tried A1 that I recall. I will change that at as soon as possible.

I got a cheeseburger at a ballgame once in my life, based on a friend’s recommendation. She’s since apologized, and we’re pretty much cool again, but I’ll always remember.

For a majority of my life I had at least one dog per game. It was pretty much automatic. Then the New York Stadiums switched to Nathan’s salt bombs and pre-wrapped the dogs and buns in tin foil. Absolutely heinous, soggy monstrosities. If I can find the lone Hebrew National cart at Yankee Stadium I’ll occasionally get…

I think pretty much anything up to and including sawdust tastes good on fries. I used to be grossed out by mayo, ranch and bleu cheese people in particular. Although I usually don’t put anything on them, there aren’t too many sides or toppings that would stop me from eating them. Every once in a while at a bar I’ll…

I used to work at a place that gave you a free “shift meal” and whenever I got something with fries, the owners wife and a co-worker would sit there and eat my fries while I was busy and they were watching Jeopardy and scaring off customers. One day I felt like a bit of malt vinegar, which came out a bit too fast, and…

It has Ghost Dog and Ip Man. I’m in.

Remain calm. All is well.

Umbrellas are devices for amplifying stupidity, causing phone starers and general dickheads to collide with other pedestrians up to 86% more frequently.

I know undercutting a guy in typical duke slide-tackle fashion in an attempt to draw a charge is what a duke player is “supposed to do”, but it doesn’t make it ok.

Until proven otherwise.

Very fitting. The only 7 footer in history to have more charge attempts than block attempts. I swear they listed him at 7'5", but the google search has him at 7'1".

He was a great coach, and that kid was out of line for shooting the ball with the shot clock running down. He was just trying to give him some advice so he could learn to Play The Right Way. The fact that he lied about it and has done the same thing before is completely irrelevant.

You just don’t get it. He’s from a completely different era! When he was a kid in 1400's Romania, nobody had recording devices. If someone accused you of lying you just murdered them and drank their blood, end of story.

What a shocker.