I'm a bit surprised you didn't address the massive fire at Applewood Pig Farm that has caused every single chain in America to have every single piece of bacon applewood smoked for the past five years. Along with chipotle and aioli it's one of my trendy food pet peeves that finds it's way onto every menu everywhere.

You don't want to be near him when he's growing out his playoff dingleberries.

In anticipation of the rising salary cap the Knicks have re-signed Amare Stoudemire to a 10 year $275 million contract.

Nick Foles drifts backward when he throws the ball

Drew forgot Kinja Truthers.... but Kinja will never let anyone see this.

But, Cutty said he can't hang.

These games are no different than the NCAA Tournament's "First Round", a money grab that I'll probably never watch.

I nominate "Seeing Lena Dunham naked again."

Fortunately for the Patriots, they still get to play the Bills, Dolphins and Jets twice a year so they only have to win four real games to make the postseason.

Good to see Les Nessman finding work.

Any links to how it was initially reported here?

#NotAllGoalkeepers

I'll never take Southwest again, really dislike that system. Plus the last time I flew with them the last guy on the plane sat next to me despite many, many empty seats and proceeded to be the guy who takes the entire armrest and spreads his legs as wide as a gymnast so that his leg was pressed against mine for the…

I think Matt is ignoring the fact that the girl in the NFL Jersey may have only acquired it that morning, and that it may have belonged to someone else the night before.

I never thought I'd see this many deadspin commenters defending Krzyzewski. I feel sick.

Wow! That looks kinda hard!

I don't entirely disagree, especially since September has been the new Preseason for almost the last decade. Although the OL scares me to death and I think there will be casualties in the offensive backfield before the season is done.

I don't think any fan cares about that guy for a second. I think the only ones that notice him are producers that think people care about or want to see "superfans". His gimmick is way lamer than Fireman Ed, but at least he didn't co-opt a chant from Chris Berman and make it a "thing".