@Behrditz: Like we need to associate seizures with Pokemon any more.

I look at that, and all I can see is "button mash, button mash, quarter-circle button mash."

I just got that game running again after not playing it for years. The game was amazing. The music was also fantastic. For example: [www.youtube.com]

You mean you can't see it?

@Duuuuuuude: Your username seems specifically appropriate to that comment.

@Max Payno: Yeah, you're not alone.

I want a Gitaroo Man revival.

@Dragoonkin: Mine already does default to the game column. :\ I'm not sure what specifically I did for that to happen, but it is an option.

This will, in time, evolve into a story about how Iwata didn't think the NGP was worth making a first impression of.

Indiana Jones Kirby is in there; therefore, it is an insta-buy.

@jupiterthunder: You're right. I guess I'd better just hoof it.

@cfive3: Hey, don't put much stock in this article.

@diasdiem: You can tell a difference? To me, they seem almost indistinguishable.

Looks like they perfected the Piecemaker. Now all they need is Detritus to fire it.

@PajamaSam: Just seeing the words 'hacking' and 'penis' in the same sentence made me cringe.

Brock would totally be worth more than 2 EXP.

@ROCKBOLLIX: Sounds like you have a lot of dirt on the guy.

@Michael Dukakis: As well he should - that's what keeps him on the air.

@PeterLorre: He's the kinda man you'd never disrespect.

That entire video was a three-minute lead-up to Bowser's moustache.