What, is Temecula too good for you?

Then he would just need to call the world’s best key finders -
the Manitowoc County Sheriff’s office

Wow, you just put into words every reason why I kind of resent my Costco membership and don’t go that often.

I am the only person I know who doesn’t shop at Costco, and it’s mainly for that reason. Yes they have produce, but it’s not the stuff I want in the quantities I want. When I had a membership, I spent all kinds of extra money on shit I didn’t need, and lots of it was junk food. Plus I don’t agree with my coworkers…

Technically, ALL photos are old photos. When have you ever seen a photograph from THE FUTURE?

ODB is a big baby, jesus.

I get mine topped with the Publix mac n cheese sometimes.

Whatever. What are the best toppings on a chicken finger sub from Publix? Go.

He named her Iman Jr because she tore up the pussy just like daddy.

Noise-canceling perfect for the new father.

Oh, and someone got shot that night, just down the block.