Go sit in the corner.

Hi Former Congressman Weiner!

Yes, actually it WAS a sex crime. You don’t get to sext a fucking 15 y/o and get off scott free.

This dude sucks so much.

Miss Jessie’s has been a lifesaver for me (also Mixed Chicks leave in conditioner), but yeah, at least 20 bucks a pop for ONE hair product is insane.

Don’t buy a fucking word

As sometimes guests, they weren’t bad. Dr. Phil’s folksy, “are you fucking kidding me” approach spared Oprah from going hoarse on those eps. Dr. Oz didn’t get where he was back then by being a hack.

This is actually quite brilliant.

I need this calendar.

Took this out of the greys, because every once in awhile you get a stalked from former Gawker that is beyond annoying and actually kind of frightening.

The user with a name that refers to Jon Benet Ramsey has been following me around telling me to kill myself in her comments and then deleting her suicide requests within the editing window.

I read that headline and thought I was having a stroke.

I’m agreeing with everybody that it was the booze. But I’m loving all the Noni!!! So much Noni!! And now she’s a meme:

it’s a joke.

big deal. I’m not going either.

I’m still undecided, but the fact that Matthew Modine was holding both her arms as if to keep her still or keep her from collapsing, makes me think she was hammered in a Hollywood way that most of us never get to experience.

You could be hearing your dead grandmother’s voice telling you to fuck Hitler with a strapon, and your face STILL wouldn’t make those expressions.

When this won I first screamed and jumped around in shocked joy (I wanted them to win so bad but awards never give me the things I actually want!) (also: same when Hidden Figures won), and then started crying. Perrrrrrrrrfect from beginning to end, Winona’s incredible expressions INCLUDED.

“I think it’s just because she couldn’t hear what David was saying.” He then reveals that he thought Ryder’s faces were “awesome.”