Ok but seriously WTF is this guy doing to these women

I couldn't get through that, too annoying and my attention span is too low today. Someone transpose it for me. :D
(I just realized that I probably mean transcribe, not transpose, but I'm gonna leave that because it's kind of funny.)

So, did you call?

Sad news: I bought the snake bracelet from last week and it just came in yesterday but it's too small. :( Or rather, my wrist is too big. Is there wrist reduction surgery?

Shailene Woodley, star of The Hunger Games knockoff...

My niece was very annoyed by the ice cream bike hands problem. I don't blame her. We made up for it afterwards by building an AT-AT together. She has a girly streak a mile wide, but her parents have been teaching her to think critically about the world, and I think that's going to be a huge bullshit-inoculation.

I WANT PEOPLE TO SEE MY BUTT. YOU DON'T GET TO DECIDE WHO SEES MY BUTT, TARGET.

Just put it on your baby grand. What? You don't have a grand piano, you say? Hmmm. Me neither so I'm putting mine on my card table and sit in my plastic chair and stare at him while dranking, musing on what might have been.

Thin girls get to wear folded napkins.

I hate shirts that do this. Fucking butt flap.

This dress is really cute and the stripes are smartly placed.

No lie I want that bust. WHY don't I have a FOYER.

And here I go to drink all the wine.

I sent this link to my boyfriend on gchat and said "I can't wait to see what tonight holds!!!!!!!!!!" He still hasn't responded...sometimes he's not as amused by my humor as I am.

I really had no intention of buying something today, but just HAD to take a peek at Millihelen. Low and behold, mama got some shoes!

You're correct about the Ciate Very Colorfoil Manicure set, I bought it at this price a few months ago and it's a really fun DIY/crafty activity that you do on your own nails, but no amount of topcoat holds it in place. The result you go for is junky in the first place, like you've been digging through a glamorous…

Second source on the Tupac thing: