"I probably don't really feel comfortable learning about cooking from scratch in a group. "

The second goal when going to college, outside of obtaining a degree that you will either worship or immediately regret depending on the job market upon graduation, is to socialize with people outside your comfort zone. Drop the OKC. Sit in a coffee shop on campus and ask 5 people what they're doing. One will at least…

She's a very good writer with a lot of enlightening thoughts to say. Her acting, however, can be a little bit on the dull side.

Bob Odenkirk appeared on Arrested Development and thus should have a shield through the great David Cross to the wacky Bluth show.

Does Pistorius now wish he owned a panic room instead of a gun?

I appreciated the fact that him having a big dick is as big of a priority as him being a schizophrenic. No judgment just saying.

Busting out that new fire hydrant move for the hot messes.

Stage 5 attention grabber. You really need to shut this down for the last time. Wasting your time on this will prevent you moving on to the chick that will deserve your attention when not lubricated on liquor.

Any time a guy grabs his weiner in front of you, he's in to what you're all about. Either reciprocate or call HR.

The minotaur smiles from above.

I'm a just insensitive?

"I know, I'm writing about the worst scene of the year but not explaining what happens in that scene"

"to paraphrase Tropic Thunder, Full Whore."

Is Kinja the new slang for ninja which is the new slang for the "n word" or a really innovative web commenting system that I thoroughly enjoy using?

Words would have been more empowering on display at First Take than on her livejournal.