The fans look pretty calm and sedate to me.

If the idiots that run the NHL have even an inkling of how to grow their brand, they'll keep Bryz employed in some sort of on-camera capacity for the rest of his life after he retires.

such the click-iest-bait headline since "hey did you get my message?" on pop up ads

Get a job

So how are you liking America so far?

Hmm...I dunno, I think you chalk that up to culturally insensitive chuckle versus overt homophobia. I mean if George Takei, which his massive fan base, can make all manner of gags about things being 'gay' in a way that is occasionally poke-funny at the culture, I don't see why a sign like that is bad.

I mean, is this…

Hurrr scripted!!11!! He grooved him the pitch!1!! Good god you people are miserable.

Same here. I went from hoping they lost to feeling privileged that I got to see a really cool sports moment.

Yeah...but you know..like... whats his WAR though...

I hate Jeter but that was fucking magical

It's not a rape case. No charges were filed. It's not a rape case. No charges were filed.

Can't they just graft on a donor leg from one of the other 15 Staal brothers?

Was it a Category 5?

Man, I love Cuba Gooding Jr. One of the few LA based celebrity hockey fans that won't just show up for the finals (looking at you: Cruise, Tom and Beckhams). Let the man drink, be merry and dance to songs that may only exist within the confines of his head. He's a national treasure as far as Kings fans are…

this nearly seven-minute monologue from Keith Olbermann will feel downright pornographic.

Dude no one cares...have fun watching antique roadshow on Sundays.

I for one am shocked there isn't a strong inverse relationship between internet think pieces and NFL viewership.

Math is hard.

"Looks more like a drinking fountain to m-" [gets hit by rolled-up newspaper]

I hate the new world.