Thank God you aren't a film critic. That much wailing and gnashing of teeth for a 90-second add selling a sport drink, I can only imagine what 90 minutes of film would result in.

Tim is clearly a Red Sux fan

Deadspin wrote 17 articles about Riley Cooper after 5 months of their first posting on his racist remark. In the 5 months from the time the tape of Ray Rice dragging his fiancee down the hall was released they wrote...6.

You're right. From the time the suspension was announced, they were all over this. From the time the video surfaced (February) to the suspension (late July) they posted exactly 6 articles over 5 months. Guess how many articles they wrote decrying Donald Sterling within the time the tape came out and the ban was handed…

Tom: Why were only against domestic violence when Roger Goodell conveniently became the face of it? Why were you silent for months after Ray Rice knocked his wife out? Why weren't you calling for discipline and bans back then? Why do you react so strongly to things like Richie Incognito and Riley Cooper, but could not…

More Nate Jackson pieces. Less Chris Kluwe.

I think you forgot about the revelation that he beat another child in the car, showing that this wasn't an isolated incident.

I'm a writer now. I pick up the sharpest pen I can find, plunge it into my belly, and twist.

I'm fully aware of how tipping out works and that the bus boys, bar backs and bartenders don't get a cut if I don't tip a bad server. Regardless, not tipping a bad server is important. The bus boys, bar backs and bartenders, by virtue of getting stiffed because Sally McTextingInTheCornerInsteadOfKeyingInMyOrder…

Mother of God, that poop story.

Jesus, Deadspin. If you're going to fuck over Jeter to this degree, the least you could do is give him the gift basket.

"I swear to god, if you call the cops I'll throw myself down the depth chart."

I want to say this about mental illness, because I think this is important, at least to me.

Except Verizon and Ford really don't make extra money when someone texts and drives. A-B gets stinkin rich off Daddy who grabs a 12er after a shift at the plant and goes on a drunken warpath every night at home.

He kinda has a point.

But if there are anybody in this league who could threaten Goodell or the higher posts of the NFL chain of command it's the sponsors.
If the NFL feels the benjis flying out their pockets because of this whole deal, they'll think it's time for some heads to roll.

It's not like these huge…

Wasn't looking for validation; just putting my thoughts out there. I get it too, but I never understood the whole "This hurts me more than you" deal until I came to that moment.

The main target audience of Deadspin is very liberal 20 somethings who work mediocre jobs and thus try to make themselves feel better by being morally superior. You will get very view people to agree with your views here.

Children who were "beaten" won World War II, got an education in the world from public schools, put men on the moon, and invented computer technology.

Please STFU. Every once in a while, a spanking is necessary. I've been lucky; my daughter is three and some change and I've never had to hit her until once, a few weeks ago. Sometimes, corporal punishment is needed and can be effective as long as you follow three rules: