Oh grow the fuck up people. It's not like he's the only non-American that doesn't give a shit about the USMNT.

Doesn't really matter, USA is never going to win the World Cup. Its just going to be a constant string of World Cup appearances where they put up a respectable performance, everyone goes around saying the future of American soccer is bright, and then we all forget about it for the next 4 years. Repeat for the next…

awwww don't cry little baby.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES YES YES THIS AWESOME GHANA STILL LIVES — USA CAN GET F-ED ON THURSDAY BY GERMANY

Scores with his dick, just to show the world how big it is. Then flops like a little girl.

FUCK PORTUGAL GO USA USA USA FUCK THOSE SHITTY SEAMONKIES BACK TO THEIR PIECE OF SHIT COUNTRY

The quality of Deadspin has gone completely to shit. This happened on Friday and is being posted on a Sunday. I saw this on Sportscenter, Baseball Tonight, Bleacher Report, Yahoo!, SNY and Reddit already. I am outraged at this. I also haven't gotten laid in long, long time.

Good job, Dan Shaughnessy.......I hate soccer, too. I would rather scratch my eyeballs out of my head than be forced to watch that garbage.

"Alright! More Lil' B! This is wonderful!!!" -No one

Goddam is his face jacked up. He looks like he's just been at a party with Hope and Jerramy Stevens.

(Overplayed yet accurate comparison to tough hockey players)

Did I say it shouldn't be mentioned? But read the fucking article, and tell me that Sean doesn't come down harder on him than on than the woman who seems to routinely assault her family.

Awesome job condemning the uninvolved husband more than the woman who (allegedly) beat the shit out of her family members. Sort of sounds like she may be a serial shithead too...

The whole "gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" breath "ooooooooooooooooooooooal" thing is annoying at this point. It doesn't feel like a spontaneous expression of emotion but instead a forced ESPN-like catch phrase.

Totally agree, it's just so basic and childlike.

I will never understand the fascination with the Spanish or Latin announcers. I prefer to hear the crowd, try to feel the excitement as its happening on the field.

My Doc told me I had a better chance of winning the lottery than getting cancer from chewing. Not exactly the advice I was looking for when you need a reason to quit doing it.

...watch a WNBA game sometime.

I can't wait for the Greece/Japan video, which will just be 90 minutes of the three of them sitting in silence.

good try kid, now sit down. As an England fan (maybe) I can say without a doubt that this is not a dynamic and technical team. Week in, week out these overpayed gas-bags have the ball passed to them and their lack of ability covered for by FOREIGN players. Louis Suarez didn't beat us. URAGUAY did, 11 players beat our…