Big fucking waaaaaah.

I'm still continuing my rant, I admire the love for the hawks fans but they are like heat fans, they are on the bandwagon. They don't care about the rangers incredible run, didn't know that the Kings have been to 3 straight conference finals, very good chance they didn't know Jeff Carter and Mike Richards were on the…

hawks fan here, aint even mad that was one for the books, im still going to watch the stanley cup unlike 98% of hawks fans

Jesus, what a series. Good luck, Kings. Kick some ass.

Im a rangers fan and reading this article makes me want to shove forks in my eyes. These stats you are arbitrarily throwing around do not make sense.

I'll tell you, man, that slow-motion annual collapse just keeps getting slower and slower everyday. Unreal.

Dude dumped a princess. A real, honest-to-god Swedish princess. That probably belongs on his HOF plaque.

Can you spell autisticassmotherfucker

Well done, Rangers. As for my beloved Habs, well, they only played one period in an elimination game, so they got what they deserved. Big up to Tokarski, who did everything Price could have, and whose future is ever so bright — and hey, knocking Boston out was a nice consolation prize, because fuck the Bruins that's…

Playoff hockey is the best in sports.

You put way too much effort into this.

In case nobody has let you know yet, you are the worst writer on deadspin.

imagine if the situation were reversed how fucked the montreal 911 dispatchers would have been.

Interestingly enough, Milton Bradley also said the ball should be treated like your wife

Not as famous, of course, but my personal favorite is...

I 'm loving the increase of hockey posts on Deadspin. But please, refrain from publishing anything written by Ryan Lambert. He is the worst.

One of the few true rivalries left in sports. Lucic is an idiot if he really said that, but there is a genuine hatred in this rivalry.

For those people who don't know what Milan Lucic looks like, he'll be dressed like this for the next few months.

If the Kings and Blackhawks are guaranteed to move on, while the Rangers were doomed to fail in the first round just like you predicted with your same stats you tout so much, then why do you even bother to watch the games?