I'd really love to see a woman host a late night show (Tyler would be AMAZING), I just really, really don't want it to be Griffin. Just please no.

I really feel like The Tonight Show is a huge step down for Colbert. He's able to do some really cool stuff on the Colbert Show and it sucks he's taken a position where we lose that amazing persona and gain a toothless version of his comedy. I don't like it at all.

People don't like Griffin for various reasons, but she is a hardass when it comes to advocating for women in her line of work. I'm glad she's a righteous loudmouth bc I have no doubts for even a second that these nameless faceless execs truly believe people won't watch a late night show not hosted by a white dude with…

I know it's important to have a strong woman presence in.. well, pretty much all facets of life, including that of late night talk shows. But on the other hand, I feel like late night talk shows are where comedians go to die. Jay Leno was once known as one of the best stand-up acts, for crying out loud. And is there…

Only the government can censor. Private citizens don't owe you shit.

i will do the horoscopes for these people.

About the response I'd expect from people who literally think the universe revolves around them.

I missed the homophobia in the Taylor Swift video and didn't agree with the cries of racism. This is terribly cute, though all but one fraternity brother need to really commit to those dance moves!

I like to imagine that multiple black women have called him a punk and his oblivious takeaway was that they thought he was Ashton Kutcher.

Seriously, the more you cook, the more opportunities you have to fuck up. I guess there are some people who perform with ballerina-like grace in the kitchen, but I'm not one of them. I cook a lot. I'm a great fucking cook. And I make a huge, hideous, splattery mess. The harder I try to adopt a manner of Zen-like calm,…

Guys, immersion stick blenders exist for this reason. Did Gwynnie not mention that???

AAAAGGGHHHHHH. Fat people are aware that they're fat. How could they not be? Endless news stories about the dangers of obesity, endless specials about the dangers of obesity, endless "get healthy" campaigns, "get healthy" food products.

Could have been worse. This is how they usually solve disagreements in Fargo:

If you want your message to last forever say it in brake fluid.

Psst, hey fat kids: you didn't hear it from me, but I hear shaving cream sprayed on car paint can really leave a permanent message, if you know what I mean. Also, did you know your local butcher will sell you all sorts of delightful organ meats in bulk? Maybe you have a local neighbor you'd like to share this fun…

No worries, I'm sure she dictated it to her husband as he typed, since the internet is too edgy for her delicate lady-eyes without his filter.

Who wears a bra with pajamas?

Because some of the girls weren't wearing bras! AND BOOBS ARE REALLY BAD.

@WhoGonnaCheckMeBoo: Only girls get fat. Girls are gross.