Every day. Twice on Sundays.

I dunno, maybe the part where she asked Nicki if Nicki feeds off the drama? That’s condescending AF, if you ask me. I’d bet dollars to donuts the interviewer isn’t saying shit like that to the men she interviews.

GODDAMMIT, JACOB PINKHAM.

#IstandwithRusteyrantMongagers #killme

Throwing hot soup at a server is never OK. We shouldn’t have to even be clarifying this.

This dress is a symbol of a beautiful love story

Exactly.

I got to “Maxipad Bandit” and had to tap out because...well, because MAXIPAD BANDIT, ffs. That's going to catch me at off moments all day long. I hope that's his prison name, too.

In all my time reading the comments on the Internet, I have never wished I wrote something more than I wish I wrote this.

Damn. That junkpunched my feels.

Okay, but all bullshitting aside, Tim Gunn is goals.

GODDAMMIT, JACOB DERRICK.

I was already on it, I promise. That and the spicy onions were basically the takeaways for me.

In fairness, Jacob is on a whole different level of fuckup fuckery. He's like the fuckup fuckery gold standard.

...who don’t remember...

No. You just have to take “the shade” to the principal’s office. And then put her and her hand in the squad car. Because we don’t evacuate.

Maybe your mom doesn’t realize exactly how the administration and police responded to this threat? To wit - as though it was NO THREAT AT ALL? I mean, being real, my mom wasn’t super upset about it until I pointed out that if that’s how they handle legit bomb threats, they’ve got bigger problems than Ahmed’s clock. It…

FUCKING RIGHT?

Last year, a kid called in a bomb threat to our high school. (We live in a very small town in a rural area of Missouri.) The school’s receptionist RECOGNIZED THE KID’S VOICE, and we still had our kids evacuated while cops and dogs checked the school over. Even though everyone knew the kid called to get out of finals,…