In case you can’t see the pic of Penelope getting hit by a car (it’s not showing up on my computer), here it is and it is fantastic. If this were my kid, I’d get this whole succession of pics framed. Bottom Left is priceless. What a cutie pie.

I am cry-laughing about the spinach salad. You can just picture it.

No, what I meant is that not feeling insanely hot temperatures is an old people thing. The fact that you suffered greatly when you were severely burned in high school doesn’t mean an old lady suffering minor burns would feel the same.

“They first bitch about all the fish.”

Mother likes her food hot. Musn’t upset mother!