Baby can you dig your man?

Wait, wait, hold on- if flannel is a hint then I have missed out on some seriously awesome opportunities in life.

Bride met Groom at a... oh wait. I'm single.

I don't know about that. I'm normally nuts about pandas, but this whole thing made me feel pretty squirrely. I think it's ursine of the apawcolypse or something.

This us bearly anything more than blatant pandaring.

Unless your local emergency responders have a unique approach to vehicle fleet management, he would probably have left in an ambulance even if he was in a body bag.

If this trashy American reboot of Rashomon appeals . . .

Imagine you work at a school and you're doing late carpool duty with a bunch of girls aged 6 - 10, you have to sit outside at the picnic tables because they're waxing the floors in the cafeteria, but no one minds because it's a beautiful early fall day. The girls are in quiet conversation, or getting an early start on…

If I ruled the world, it would be mandatory for all men above puberty. Sure, lets test it for twnty years, whatever, fine... but at some point, make this shit mando. When a man finally decides he is both desiring of and ready to support some kids, he goes in, gets it reversed (outpatient care), does his thing...…

I felt this way (needle in my junk? no way!) until I spent an entire night holding my girlfriend as she sobbed with agony post-copper IUD implantation. Just gimme the needle, doc.

Nah, I have a vasectomy and I still ejaculate. It blocks the sperm before it is mixed with the semen.

I kind of think that the sex with strangers argument should be a non-argument. You should be using condoms anyway! There's antibiotic resistant gonorrhea in the world! It's not just about not having babies.

When people ask me what my method of birth control is, I always say:

This doesn't bother me, since I have kissed girls.

Boris Balkan's collection from The Ninth Gate.

Oh! They meant libraries as depicted by the teevee. Because the best fictional libraries that immediately jump to my mind are in Umberto Eco's "The Name of the Rose" and Susanna Clark's "Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell."

The library owned by Lucius in Neil Gaiman's Sandman graphic novels. It doesn't just contain real books, it contains all books the authors dreamed of writing but never wrote. The 8th Narnia book, for example, or the complete Game of Thrones set.

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Well, Aaron Eckhart does attempt a similarly cheesy, patriotic speech. He doesn't nail it as much as Pullman, but it's still ridiculous patriotism.