Are you jealous because you still have laundry you have to do?

This is about why so many men don't have personal experience that "relates" (that is not how you use that word) to more than a handful of women. You also don't know what a piori means, so shut up.

"No one ever told me that women could be more than fuck-holes. They can also be the purveyors of my DNA into the future." #Feminism

This is disappointing. Che is funnier than SNL.

Hey! That's MY serial killer fascination. I don't care about adult murderers.

Ugh. I liked Robin Williams a great deal in many things and I love Ethan Hawk in everything but DPS is just a stupid movie through and through. The good performances distract you, but then you think about what they're actually saying and doing and are struck by the overwhelming stupidity of it all. Siskel and Ebert…

Ditto for cars. People who call their cars and "investment." Arghhhhhhh!

Oh Ok. I probably should have gotten that. On the other hand, I took your comment on face value because I do hear women say, in absolute seriousness, that the men who beat them in the past were good, but had self esteem issues.

See, I'm always advising people to be more specific on these sites. But this is not what I meant. If it wouldn't come up on a first date it shouldn't be communicated before the first date.

I'm going to have to take a very critical stance towards what you're saying. There's always someone on these articles who makes this point and it always rubs me the wrong way. It's basically a rehashing of the old, and thoroughly debunked idea that bullies secretly hate themselves.

I was being sarcastic but yes, you are right.

Hey. Let's not virgin shame. It's misandry.

I agree with all this. Jamie Fox and Rose Byrne end up together in this? Amazing. They're both so charming.

Well if we're going to exclude sixteen year olds because they can't get married in most states then we should exclude gay people. The point is that they are candidates for marriage. I'm not advocating FOR child marriage. I'm just saying that it makes sense to include everyone who could be married.

No. You just need to move somewhere where that's basically what everyone does. I.e. Colorado.

But they can legally get married.

Yeah... I'm pretty sure this is the recession and the decline of the American empire for the win.

Well, actually my mom works full time so no... she can't sleep until 10, but thanks for momsplaining the situation to me. Seriously. "Nothing" is as exhausting as kids? That kind of depends doesn't it? You do realize that this woman is very rich? She doesn't have to choose between being an active parent and plopping…

He should play Nixon some time. That's what I'm taking away from this photo.

This. I think he just knows how to prioritize. When to amp it up and launch a really polished discourse and when it does't really matter. At his age and in his position there's no reason to be "on" when it doesn't count. But you can't argue that he isn't an elegant speaker. This was amazing. The most amazing part…