Ahem...not one mention of his primary challenger?

They’re going to go at it like rutting dogs in heat only for Bran to show up an episode later and go “I’m the mystical Three-Eyed Raven who has had his mind expanded after Phil 101 this Semester and you are his aunt and technically he has a better claim to the throne than you.”

YOU’VE COME A LONG WAY ARYA!!

the Iron Bank guy would not commit their support of Cersei’s war until their repayment made it to the Iron Bank, which as we know from the epic end scene, it did NOT.

A male feminist walks into a bar

I’d also point out that you’re making your hot dogs all wrong. First you open the bun, add the condiments you want. Then you add the dog on top of the condiments. The dog keeps the mustard and relish in the bun and off your shirt.

Yeah, I think the bride/groom made an informed decision, but I feel bad for the innocent bystanders. Can you imagine, you’re already dreading going to your shitty conservative cousin’s wedding because when her Facebook isn’t MAGA it’s a fucking wedding countdown clock, and all you’re looking forward to is the open…

Good white people from the U.S.A., you should have more weddings just to keep him occupied.

I wish they’d quit inviting her ass onto things.

Caitlyn is the kind of rich white woman who has just discovered that all her money and all her “I’m not like THEM, I’m not a (insert SJW/Feminazi/etc here)” bullshit isn’t going to save her from the very behavior she claims isn’t a big deal when other people complain about it. (see also: Megyn Kelly) She truly…

Do Dirt Bags not get the Dirt Bag tag? Dag; I am sad.

Opinion: everyone should have to survive off of service industry jobs and wages for a year. It would make society a nicer place.

That’s the best advertisement Rubbermaid could ever have. “TOUGH ENOUGH FOR A MOTHERFUCKING POLAR BEAR.”

The first Golf War

I am convinced Miller got beat up a lot as a kid. This is his nerd’s revenge.

He’s not doing something so mundane as just making up countries: he is living almost entirely inside his own head. To somebody as narcissistic as Trump (not to mention the very real possibility of dementia!), the outside world exists only to lavish him with praise and tell him how wonderful he is. Full stop. He’s not…

Intelligence? Empathy? Foresight? A grasp on reality? Melanin? Functioning genitals? All of the above?