Reince should txt him to say, “Congratulations, I’ll pray for your child.”

Now the shit pudding can hit the fan - if the sale of his hedge fund to the Chinese collapses, it proves his appointment was motive for a Foreign Corrupt Practices Act violation. If the sale goes through , but for one cent less than the previously announced $90million, it proves the same, because he’d be accepting…

At least he still has the love of his wife to comfort him during this time.

Bran wakes from a trance: “...I have Bird Flu.”

And so it begins...

Hot take: Pickle will not be president.

Well clearly you have not assessed the gravity of the situation.

Gravity is not a name. GRAVITY IS NOT A NAME!

Am I out of touch for not knowing who these very attractive folks are?

Pickle, Trump is very sensitive about the size of the white hose. Best not ask about it.

Yeah I think the problem isn’t not caring about children, it’s caring too much about your own children and not at all about anyone else’s.

Jesus, someone at SNL must have a bulletproof rabbit’s foot or horseshoe or something, because just when I thought the inspiration for their best bit of the year was vanishing to the Great Podium in the Sky, into the national spotlight comes an even better character. Hell, McCarthy could just make SNL her full time…

Dear Rest Of The Fucking Country:

And in fact he was a lousy soldier, graduating at the bottom of his Annapolis class (which means flunking calculus and not turning in work, rather than being a rebel), getting wings he almost certainly didn’t qualify for, and dodging a well deserved grounding because he was Navy royalty. Most men don’t get a chance to…

Well la di dah, LW 3, so fancy with your real life friends. WELL, SOME OF US HAVE TO COMMENT ON THE INTERNET FOR HUMAN INTERACTION, OK????

How about someone punch him in the dick?

Wow. Remember when Senator Warren was censured for having the temerity to read a letter from Coretta Scott King on the floor of the Senate, because she’d insulted Sessions by doing so? They could not abide that breach in decorum due to a senator.

An amusing historical anecdote, via Wikipedias.