It’s more likely that Trump still has this weird obsession with Obama and is undoing anything Obama did because Black guy made joke at his expense years ago.

McCain voted for the BCRA, despite pledging a few hours earlier that he would not.

I’d like to see NPR tweet that out and watch the deplorables lose their minds. “What left-wing snowflake wrote this garbage??? Faek news!!!”

August 24, 1855: Letter to Joshua F. Speed

Fuck you

Republicans in 2009: Not one democrat can recite the entirety of the Obama-care act from heart! Why are we voting on this mystery bill?!

Republicans in 2017: Mitch McConnell wrote, “We’ll kill lots of orphans” on the back of a napkin. Good enough for me!

Goldman Sachs (for two tours of duty)

Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

ONE OF THESE FAT FLYING FIRE FUCKS IS GONNA DIE TO A DUMB ARROW AND COME BACK AS AN ICE DRAGON THERES NO WAY THIS WONT HAPPEN

You spelled “definition” wrong.

Trump failed at casinos, football, steaks, and alcohol...in America.

He frowns, then face-spritzes. I ask what the spray is, and he says, “It’s embarrassing for you that you don’t know.” (It is, according to the bottle, Evian Natural Mineral Water spray.)

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As Tyrion pointed out, Ellaria and the Sand Snakes murdered an innocent girl. Murdering innocent women and children is why Oberyn was so angry in the first place. They betrayed his legacy.

Seriously, who likes the Sand Snakes? That whole plotline bores me to tears. At risk of sounding like a “book snob”, I found them to be much more interesting in the novels, and more fully fleshed out as characters. I’m not shedding a single tear that some of them have been killed.

Wait, you like the Sandsnakes? I always thought they were the weakest part of the show- very one note, weird dialogue (“but you need the bad pussy!”) that doesn’t flow like anyone else’s lines, a plot that makes very little sense (so the people of Dorne are just going to entirely abandon House Martell and allow…

Oh, my, so cynical, me hearties!

Jodie Whittaker would be able to play the first female Time Lord

I think it was the other way around, Spicer was a believer and Mooch is self-serving and opportunistic. This is an opportunistic sociopath’s paradise.

If they want to stop leaks, they need to change the behavior of Trump, and that’s not going to happen.