Of course you realize that there is a parallel reality, just adjacent to ours, where Trump chose Bannon over Kushner and commemorated Yom HaShoah by going to the National Holocaust Museum and saying, “FAKE NEWS! YOU’RE ALL FAKE NEWS!”

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

In 1973 the Washington Post won a Pulitzer Prize for its coverage of Watergate.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

When Paul Ryan uses social safety nets to go to college and prevent his family from sliding into poverty, it’s totes different. Everyone else is a lazy asshole who is a parasite to the taxpayers.

Fortunately this will never be needed in America because of our highly successful Abstinence Program.

Non-comprehensive list of Trump talking physical violence at his rallies:

“I’m out,” Chaffetz told Utah’s Fox 13 News in response to Trump’s comments. “I can no longer in good conscience endorse this person for president. It is some of the most abhorrent and offensive comments that you can possibly imagine.”

One really sick part about this whole thing is that this is how A LOT of white people talk when no one else is around. The Trump era has made people think this is OK to not only say while at home, but on national television. People need to be publicly shamed for saying shit like this.

Whoever wrote that headline

Paul Ryan’s reputation as the Republican’s “serious policy guy” seems to be entirely based on the fact that he wears a nice suit and takes himself very seriously. Nothing he has ever done has shown any indication that he is actually capable of creating any kind of actionable policy. Look at this healthcare fiasco and…

I once had a college course with a guy named “Bean Bag”. Legal name since birth.

The “Anthropocene Epoch” is a proposed epoch dating from the commencement of significant human impact on the Earth’s geology and ecosystems. 

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

Putting everything aside, hatred of Trump, etc., this statement just bothers me to the core:

The warring factions in the GOP is seriously giving me life right now.

I saw this on People’s website (don’t judge me) and sure enough, after like the first 5 comments there was one lady saying “this is not a marriage, they can’t consummate it because marriage is between a man and a woman”.

I would gladly contribute to Alefantis’ legal fund (though where are the left’s billionaire sugar daddies?) if he can take down Alex Jones as Peter Thiel did Gawker. Both sides can play at that game.

I would have won the healthcare vote if you deduct the 3 million undocumented congressman who would have voted illegally.