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Dude is a fucking clown.

Spencer ain’t having a good week...

Trump’s use of Twitter: “I think it’s fantastic that the president is able to speak directly to the American people. He doesn’t have to go through the filter of the media to interrupt what he says or gets to change what he means depending on how his gibberish is interpreted after-the-fact, and we like that.”

The fuck-up on this one is that green is now green apple.

#NotAllPhotoOps

Never forget: Ivanka is the bag man for the Trump crime family.

Briefly, I don’t think I was suggesting that these women should be silenced or that they should never be allowed to talk publicly.

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

By Grabthar’s hammer, what a shithead.

To irrelevancy, and beyond!

Jon’s views aren’t based on real statistics, but from Breitbart bullshit. He argued that the most well off black person is still more violent and more likely to commit crimes than the worst off whites. Please don’t let him half-assedly backpedal from such a blatantly racist (and factually incorrect) statement.

“Smithers, have The Rolling Stones killed.”

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

Now that President Obama has moved on, it’s actually nice to see the new leader of the free world sitting in the Oval Office, and also Donald Trump.

I fucking hate him and every single person who put him in office.

Why the fuck does Pence always look like he’s about to introduce legislation to outlaw the X-Men?

What kind of monster takes money away from Meals on Wheels?