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You know who also believes in Climate Change?
Exxon Mobil!
Fun fact, you know who else believes in climate change? The DOD and they think it’s a security risk. So I suspect that while Pruitt will do his best to make childhood asthma in my hometown in WV even more of an issue than it already is, the climate scientists working as defense contractors will be safe and maybe all…
“I’m still open-minded,” he told Chris Wallace. “Nobody really knows. Look, I’m somebody who gets it, and nobody really knows. It’s not something that’s so hard and fast.”
Chris Christie Declined Several Positions in the Trump Administration
Ambassador to Italy??! What, because there are lots of guidos in jersey?? Lol this administration is fucking hilarious.
Louisiana is yet another red welfare state that gets much more back from the federal government than it pays in taxes (unlike most blue states), but hates big government. It’s just typical, hypocritical GOP bullshit.
It’s a mark of intelligence to recognize what you don’t know and seek counsel and knowledge about it. Only stupid people think they know everything.
On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.
Hey President Dumbshit! Even smart people need to read to actually know things. Being smart doesn’t mean you just magically acquire knowledge. It just means that you’re capable of processing and understanding what you read!
We’re all going to die. After we’ve been handed over to Russia. Orange Hitler has no idea what he’s doing.
“Of course, otherwise, that would not be a man.”
Donald: Well then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him - face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in, felt around, and pulled out the…
“You know who else was ‘Man of the Year’?”
*Crowd Cheers*
“That’s right, a little man called Hitler!”
*Bass Slaps*
“I’m just sayin’, the trains ran on time, amirite?”
*Cheers*
*Double bass slap*
“But honestly, your children are going to die in a nuclear fire the likes of which you could never imagine. Just...The. Best.”
*Audi…
“OK, now who wants it to be the white Anglo-Saxon Protestant Man of the year?”
I have a new OB and she told me on our first meeting that their practice does 18 week anatomy scans instead of 20 week scans because of the law in South Carolina that limits abortions past 20 weeks. She said it’s not medically the most ideal thing to do the scan two weeks early, but they hope that any major anomalies…
You cut all of the funding for places that provide discounted and free contraception. Now I’m pregnant. What am I going to do?