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... it’s not like she was running an underground kitten fight club.

Hillary Clinton has been investigated for over 20 years, and they haven’t found anything on her.

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Hillary Clinton is Lady Olenna. Cersei has more in common with Donald than Hillary Clinton.

“deliver justice at the ballot box”

Burn, Donald.

#MakeTheIronIslandsGreatAgain

Best part of this is you KNOW Chris Christie is weeping in the shower somewhere.

Comey couldn’t wait EIGHT DAYS to complete an ongoing investigation, as per protocol, to mention the fucking emails?! You know, show some restraint, like he has about ongoing investigations into Trump dealings?! What a bag of cocks. He better be drafting a resignation letter now, he’s out of a job Jan. 21.

Also there’s this nuclear button bullshit. Some people seem to think they are “bad as each other” when it comes to risk of massive war, fall of civilization etc. I mean, really? You think the person who was actually SECRETARY OF STATE is MORE likely than any previous candidate to start a nuclear war? A person who

The truly amazing thing about this whole campaign (and the 30 years that preceeded it) is how a woman who independent and impartial analysis rates as “somewhat better than the rest of ‘em”, with a 30 year record of public service in which her worst verifiable transgressions are “changed position on various social

I pray for Trump to step on a single Lego every Friday night.

These are second amendment folk, shouldn’t they all have guns? Why do guns scare them so?

Trump lacks the stamina to fight off his own assassin.

I like candidates who weren’t rushed offstage, okay?

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

Trump supporter: “Well, maybe he did strangle a baby but......emails!”

At this point you’d have to have footage of him strangling a baby for it to matter.