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I was at Penn at the same time as Melker. Donnie was indeed a sad sack of a human being who peed everywhere and assaulted everyone. He belonged to the most rape-y of rape-y fraternities and comfortably communicated with his asshat brothers in the misogynist language of his father and...he just sucked. He really did

sure, fine, but alcoholism is also very real, and if someone drives drunk and crashes his car into 320 million people, I’m going to feel sorrier for the people he crashed into than the driver.

No, just Pandora’s Mouth at this stage. The Box is phase II.

As a caveat, bear in mind that the ABC News/WaPo poll is insane. Its first poll number, from about ten days ago, had Clinton up above Trump by 12 points in the four way race, which was certainly not true. Over the next eight days that dropped down to Trump leading by one.

“I voted for Clinton but regret it because someone who works for her used to be married to someone who texted a picture of his junk to my teenaged daughter and she maybe checked her email once on her husband’s computer. Hillary didn’t know anything about any of this until last week, and she has never mentioned my

The teen’s father told Buzzfeed he’d voted early for Clinton but regretted it, adding, “With the recent developments with my daughter, I can say that I would likely not have voted for either of these clowns if I had it to do over again.”

I can hear the pundits now:

So, any politicians out there going to call this guy a terrorist? If he was Muslim you know you would. If he had been waving the flag of Islam and then started killing police? You absolutely would. So, how about this guy? Anyone? Anyone at all? Yeah, didn’t fucking think so. Cowards.

So he proves that BLM protesters hate cops...by murdering cops.

There is really not enough wine in this world to get me to next Tuesday and possibly beyond if HRC wins. Comey fucks her over with emails she had nothing to do with and yet no ine is batting an eye that Trump is in bed with Putin.

SEE

This was a great fucking episode. She actually interviewed a couple of people who are paid trolls from russia. It was insane.

If you’re a Sanders supporter, and he is a Clinton supporter, shouldn’t you currently be supporting the excutive branch candidate that he thinks will best help him accomplish his legislative branch goals?

DAMNIT JANET!

He’s just having a tantrum because he’s already losing to a girl - the awesome Deborah Ross. He’s such an unelectable douchelord that he’s had to resort to ads ominously intoning “Deborah Ross SUPPORTS FLAG BURNING” (yeah dick, she was an ACLU lawyer, that’s kind of how it works). You know you’ve got nothing going

This is much ado about nothing. It was just a joke. It’s not like anyone has ever used violent imagery to suggest that politicians they disagree with should be shot, then someone actually went and shot those people!

#HappyHalloween

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

UM. Is no one going to talk about Maeve waking up and telling wannabe-coder boy they need to chat?

A lot of reviewers online are pointing to the fact that Lawrence is also El Lazo as proof that this show happens in two different timelines or that there are multiples of the same host but I don’t see it that way.