Wouldn’t it be ironic if it was Comey who went to jail over Hillary’s emails??

It’s not the FBI...it is Republican Comey. He calculated the timing perfectly. If Obama fired him today..it would be called the “Saturday Night Massacre - 2016".

Apparently it’s not Halloween until we have our first racist celebrity costume.

My question is this: How is a Christian organization allowed to do a “Christian interactive experience” haunted house in a government funded public school?

Forced to cancel this event by the ungodly and unchristian I see. Will the persecution of Christians ever end?

What a shame. This pair would have given us so many quality memes.

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

Don’t give a flying hoot if this is TMI but I FINALLY GOT SOME YOU GUYS. AFTER LIKE 2 YEARS. I HAD FORGOTTEN ALL ABOUT HOW TO USE MY LADYBITS, AND NOW I REMEMBER AND IT’S GLORIOUS. DO OTHER PPL KNOW ABOUT THIS????

More needs to be made of the fact that a Presidential candidate that has had a habit of saying fascistic things and proposing fascistic policies has such solid backing from law enforcement agencies that would have to enforce his fascist policies (FOP, Comey, military, etc.). They seem eager to participate in things…

Ok, so it sounds like the guy whose recommendation it was that no charges be filed against Clinton for any wrongdoing has now turned around and intentionally given a vague statement with the express purpose of “punishing” her for the very things he said merit no action. Like, I was giving the benefit of the doubt when…

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

What an idiot. Donald Trump didn’t want her to commit voter fraud. He wanted her to stand silently outside a polling place in a liberal-leaning area with a gun.

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

Well, I’m sure nobody would ever jump to any completely unfounded conclusions based on vague innuendo. That kind of thing would simply be unprecedented for a Clinton pseudoscandal.

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I can not say it enough, these male legislators know so little about basic human biology I’m shocked that they remember to breathe and eat.

I think I will start mailing all of my pads to Catholic hospitals in Texas, with a note that I am quite sure that they contain the remains of a miscarriage.

HOW HAVE I NEVER NOTICED THE FACE ON THE SCALE?!?!?

“Anyone capable of getting themselves elected President, should, on no account, be allowed to do the job” - Douglas Noel Adams.