If they have all of that stuff deemed inadmissible, my suggestion for the prosecution would be to bring in an endless number of people he’s screwed in business, been publicly abusive to, demeaned, and been generally awful to like in the last episode of Seinfeld.

The trial is supposed to start on Election Day? Damn, that’s bad timing for him.

This is America’s Shade Queen, don’t ever forget it.

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

this girl’s linking to breitbart like it’s real

Susan Gurney is clearly an ignorant self-hater. Women experience cognitive decline after 55, but magical men don’t? Makes sense, so let’s put a man who is 2 years older than the woman running) in office. And the thing about the way they speak? Whaaaat? She hears rationality, intelligence, and coherence when Trump…

As an Indian-American though, I gotta stress that one of the most important parts of this article is that only 7% of us are voting for Trump. He is absolutely detested and reviled amongst the family and friends I have who are also Indian-American (yes, I know anecdotal).

I’m from Mississippi. I assumed this in general misery was normal. I just moved to Washington and cried when I found out I could vote by mail. I’m never going back and fuck that state and fuck Phil Bryant (which is what I should have said to his dirty little rat face in that airport three years ago).

JD, Turk and Evil Janitor! I’m trying to resist searching for my old Scrubs fan website.

I once knew a Catholic family who referred to their kids as Leaky, Sneaky, and the Rhythm Twins.
Your move, Reynolds.

Really? I like Biden but I think he would be too easily goaded into a name calling contest with Trump. I have a lot of issues with Hillary on a policy level but I don’t think there’s anyone better to face Trump. She’s the most level headed person I’ve ever seen and since Trump’s misogyny seems to have been one of the…

Trump has a plan. The new cable network he’s launching with Ailes and Mike Jones is going to be YUUUGE.

This guy is a fucking asshole.

That’s another great point about the elitism at work here— parents who aren’t safely upper-class may hover because, if they’re discovered letting their kids walk home alone, or play at a park while Mom shops, they run the risk of being arrested for neglect/ abandonment.

Growing up one of four children to a single parent who had nothing after she pulled her kids out of a domestic abuse situation, we DEFINITELY had a playborhood — all the kids who got off school before their parents were done working would go hang out in the ditch near the train tracks and throw rocks at shit. That’s…

I hover because I don’t want some judgmental asshole deciding I’m “neglectful” and calling the cops. It’d be a waste of resources on an already taxed system, bro. 

The only thing this election has taught us about climate change is just how much of a cockjuggling thundercunt Donald Trump is.

While Hillary was once giving a primary speech, CNN kept its cameras trained on an empty stage awaiting Trump to enter.

Trump bragged for almost an entire year about all the media coverage he was getting during the primary.