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She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

“America: Singlehandedly Making Brexit Look Not So Bad On The ‘Fucking Disaster’ Scale”

The Apprentice was a garbage show.

He just made an absolute MOCKERY of our democracy. There are no other words to describe this.

My wife and I recently lost our twin boys, Anton and Colin, at 20 weeks gestation. They were handsome, they were healthy, but my wife had an unforeseen and undiagnosed incompetent cervix despite being on bedrest for most of the 20 weeks, and we were advised that we need to deliver or we would lose three lives instead

Pardon my French, but fuck this guy in the asshole with a rusty chainsaw.

She’s not good at cyber!

Orange dirty old crocks in a White House????

No.

I know this is incredibly petty, but I think it would only be poetic justice if Trump stiffed her like so many thousands of others he’s employed over the years. It would serve her right for her cynical opportunism.

Step 1: Say the name of the problem.

And here he is stretching out his hands:

I love/am intrigued by “Penis” written on the supporting pole of that sight. It seems to serve no other purpose other to indicate that there are penises inside Erotic Heritage Museum as it should be. It’s like writing “Food” on the side of a supermarket.

That’s an interestingly Photoshopped poster in the top image that might give the impression that his hotel is more conveniently located to Las Vegas’ premium attractions than it really is.

My favorite debunk is when Buzz Aldrin punched a guy right in the face for suggesting it

The best debunk of Moon Landing hoaxers I’ve ever seen is still the guy who pointed out that the hours of uninterrupted live broadcast which millions of people watched was not only impossible to film without cuts (moreso if they used slow motion to fake low grav), it couldn’t have been stored on any existing hard

Shame on this councilman! This kind of voter suppression is not funny and should be prosecuted to the fullest extent the law allows! Hopefully, everyone already knows that the election is Nov. 8 for Independents and Democrats and Nov. 28 for Republicans. Make sure y’all tell everyone.

Well. I’ll be sharing this to facebook and pissing a lot of people off.

I’m Joanna, I sleep in a coffin and my cat is a ghost, and my mind is made up.

“He was only here for about nine weeks”