Gov. Pence quickly added, “And could I get your number for Mr. Trump? He’s gonna want it in a couple of years. And those of your troopmates. But NO FATTIES.”

there are just a lot of angry old people in the uk; theyre downright führious

I know it seems so heil-ly unlikely doesn’t it?

I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that a rabid nationalist movement in a European country has led to racial, ethnic and religious violence. I mean, it’s not like that’s ever happened before!

Legally Bland

It was goddamn glorious, wasn’t it?

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

It would be more hilarious if Melania filed for divorce RIGHT NOW.

It would be so hilarious if Melania files for divorce right after the election.

never give up, never surrender.

I think John Oliver said it best when he said “Let me just remind you that last Sunday, I told you if you looked above the clouds, you would see rock bottom. But if you look up there now . . . you will see, right up in the distance, where we were this time last week. Because since then, we have sunk so low, we are…

I thought we were already in hell but apparently there is hell within hell.

In his defense, removing himself from her life forever was one way to cure her of a cancer.

What’s a “manger”?

I’m not understanding how needing a birth certificate prevents bigamy. Perhaps you couldn’t marry two people in the same state but would this prevent you from having been married in another state and then marrying again in Louisiana?

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”