Fellow Democrats: if you want more liberal-leaning people at the top of the ticket, you need to vote more liberal people in down the ticket. That means showing up for primaries, that means actually knowing people’s policy positions, that means writing to your representatives about issues, that means grass-roots…

Has been said before, but bears repeating:

If he’s going to go with burning it all to the ground and Bloodhound Gang, surely he’d be playing “Bad Touch”????

I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

He bragged at a party that he had in his possession “a tape of Trump being a real dog.” These remarks prompted members of the Access Hollywood staff to locate it.

I personally hope even after the election more and more shit keeps coming out about him. He doesn’t just deserve to lose, he deserves to have his life upended.

Every time Biz shows up on Yo Gabba Gabba I stop what I’m doing and watch. He’s a gift.

Grab him by the weenus.

You know, the one good thing about this election is that it has made it very, very easy to spot the racists and perverts since they’re basically walking around with placards declaring their repugnance.

So there are some memes being circulated that state: “GOP stands for grab our pussies”

“I think Obama did actually a fantastic job. My conservative friends hate me for saying that, but I said it to Milo. I think actually if we have four more years of Obama I’d be quite happy.”

You say “reasonable political discourse,” I say “selective rationalization by a douche proving his douchieness.” Tomato/Rotten-Orange Skinned bigot.

This is the Republican bogeyman of big, bad Liberals taking away their money to pay for the poors. He brushes aside just about every other thing about this guy because he…

so no one else finds the entire concept of this show to be kind of...creepy AF??? Like, sentient robots who are for all intents and purposes just people who are being used by rich people for whatever they want? But they don’t really feel pain (whatever the fuck that means) and they forget about it the next day??

I am loving every moment of this. They push towards the deplorables, they lose support from moderates, they push to the moderates, the deplorables stomp their feet and don’t show up and they can’t keep their seats without base support. So Paul Ryan is stuck with two shitty options and good for him, he deserves all the…

FUCK OFF FARAGE

“I was leaning very heavily towards Donald Trump but Secretary Clinton impressed me with her composure and with a lot of her answers. So now I think I’m just going to wait for the last political debate and in this cycle you never know what could happen.”

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate

My dad had this to say about Trump: “what kind of man says that about his daughter and lets other men say that about her, too?”

I can’t help but feel somewhere deep in her heart she wishes Obama was her real father.