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I haven’t seen such speedy evasive action since Admiral Ackbar declared IT’S A TRAP!
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“....unless the check bounces.”
So, how long until she finds something desperate enough to pull her away? Like, maybe her dog gets constipated or she grows a moral backbone.
Somehow, after 95 minutes during which Trump could not articulate a single cohesive policy statement or, for that matter any complete sentence; after he threatened to go Mussolini on her and throw her in jail if he wins; admitted to not paying taxes - and MSNBC and CNN are calling a draw. Did they watch the same…
What’s the weirder life? Being married to Hitler, being a favored child of Hitler or being the child Hitler doesn’t like because you don’t have the boobs Hitler thinks his daughter should have?
Tiffany hiding in the back makes this perfect.
Meme of the week. Partially because I can hear it perfectly in my head.
Just a PSA for the night
Here’s hoping this becomes be perfect metaphor for America in 2016. I’m so ready to get out of the grill of this fucking clown car.
Yes, I am sure ONE MORE investigation will really crack the case.
I feel like the fact these women are willing to appear with Trump at a time when it’s perfectly clear what a vile shitpile of a human being he is speaks volumes about their character and motivations. I can understand why they’d hate the Clintons if their stories have as much as a grain of truth to them, and I blame…
Well, that clinches it. I won’t be voting for Bill Clinton in the 2016 election.
My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:
Sorry Pence, this campaign is in it’s 14th month. Too late to abort now.
Gabrielle, Melania has tweeted her support for The Donald.
Perhaps a cabinet position?
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Surely Mark Cuban can dig around his couch cushions and come up with the 5 million. For America.
Here’s what’s frustrating about this: We already knew he was a racist. He’s already dehumanized black americans, latino americans, muslim americans. He’s a racist.