Every single one of these cowards knew EXACTLY what Trump was when they endorsed him.

Oh, Ted Cruz. Just when you thought your humiliation was over, things get even worse. You deserve it.

My repugnant attitude towards women is making news. Who should I go to for advice? Rudy Giuliani and New fucking Gingrich.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

“I am not running for President, he is”

Make America Grope Again.

They should have called it Hurricane Thanks Obama.

I was heartened by how many of the responses encouraged him to go stand on the beach and test out his theory.

Trump: “Ore... Ida?”
Aide: No, sir. It’s “Ne-VA-da”.

Who the fuck is such an asshole that he sends back fries?

Now that this story is public, he’ll never ketchup in the polls.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Guys. Guys? Guys.

Never forget.

This is fucked up on so, so many levels more important than this, but: karate is Japanese. They can’t even get their racism right.

Also bear in mind, none of these ranchers, the Bundy’s included, want to own the BLM maintained land. They just want it returned to local control, i.e., towns and sheriffs.

DJT: Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia...