He Who Shall Not Be Named has made them bold! There’s no shutting this down in our lifetime. Progress in this country is two steps forward, one step back and this right here, is a step back, the backlash to the incredible leap forward that was Obama.

So this asshole is studying for a career in Law Enforcement?

It’s also what happens when there’s rampant gerrymandering, voter suppression, primarying of moderate Republicans who don’t toe the party line, the election of congressmen without basic mathematical skills, the general demise of civility in public discourse, and the batshit notion that it’s acceptable for…

This is what happens when people don’t vote in mid-terms.

Also, I think it’s likely that the non-retroactivity / ex post facto-ness (if you will)--which is mostly constitutionally forbidden, I think, although exceptions have been made, usually with respect to sexual violence--is the reason Leyva was supported by so many otherwise despicable Republican dudes.

Also, praise be that Chino has finally produced something* worth celebrating (its dairy is piss-poor and its topsoil is long gone).

For commenters who’ve asked or are wondering, SB 813 / Justice For Victims Act is not retroactive, ETA will only apply to crimes committed after 1 January 2017.

The United States of America, however, is not a real estate development company. If a real estate company defaults on its debts and its creditors lose money, that’s their problem. If a bank fails as a result, then it’s the FDIC’s responsibility to clean it up.

The government doesn’t work like that. Right now,…

Cheating: The New Negotiating

That’s what makes him smart.

Keep in mind, this is what Trump has stated he wants to do with our National Debt. I imagine our country creditors will look on that just as fondly.

It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.

It’s journalistic quicksand for a moderator at a debate to step in and try to right every wrong or correct every comment.

Um, maybe she was distracted because she lost her father on Friday?

Can we get her to moderate the debates?

I also think almond milk can fuck right off. It tastes fine, but it provides a small fraction of the nutritional benefits of either dairy or soy milk, and in my opinion it’s a very wasteful way to use a very water-intensive crop. I was so pumped for it too since I’m lactose-intolerant but soy and I are still bff.

Still sad Parks & Rec is over.

Anybody who "lectures" a waiter, about anything at all, is a tool. Give your order and shut up.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.