No, Ben Carson does it even though he removed his own brain.
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I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…
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Bear cubs in unfamiliar territory. Humans to the rescue!
The only moderator I will allow is Samantha Bee.
“People don’t know this about Iraq, but they have among the largest oil reserves in the world.”
If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.
“You have to plug them in?” “That’s like a baby’s toy!”
That was one of the best episodes ever.
Jewel’s response is lovely:
It’s a shame she didn’t stick around a few months longer to see Trump get his butt kicked but at the very least she lived long enough to see most of her causes die pathetic wheezing deaths.
In 9 years, he should star in a sitcom with Joe Biden. I’d watch. The Ex-Veepsters, or someting
Of all the things that make me angry about Breitbart, the thing that is making me the most irrationally angry is this snippet:
Actually, I think that verse can be found in Two Corinthians, soon to be made into a Trump-verified feature film, entitled 2 Corinthians 2 Furious.
“Taco Trucks on every corner” - Matthew 3:11